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Ramp faster, retain better, and build trust from day 1

Let’s be real: onboarding is usually where retention goes to die. If your process is just a laptop handoff and a “good luck,” you’re setting your new hires up to fail. That’s why we built this onboarding template.

Inside, you’ll get a preboarding roadmap, a department-specific ramp-up framework, and a plug-and-play 30-60-90 plan to align expectations.

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What’s inside

30-60-90 Day Template

Hand your hiring managers a plan they’ll actually use. We’ve broken it down into three distinct phases: Learn & Observe, Apply & Contribute, and Own & Optimize, so expectations are aligned from the start

Department Specific Onboarding Plans

Use this framework to build tailored ramp-up plans that cover team rituals, essential tools (like Jira or Notion), and critical shadowing rotations to ensure they build relationships early.

Checklist for HR

This master checklist covers every step from the moment the offer letter is signed through Preboarding, Week 1 orientation, and monthly retention check-ins up to Day 90.

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